No-one gets flashed anymore!!

Some stories from the jaded past of an innocent rock guitarist. We were playing a gig at a Legion. There were 2 bartenders, one young (and attractive) and one older (elderly) lady. We finished the gig and were loading up the van. They were standing outside with us and asked if we had a good time. I said it was fun, the only problem was that we didn't get flashed. I was half expecting the younger bartender to play along, we were joking and carrying on.

All of a sudden, the elderly lady turns around in the doorway and pulls up her sweater...."You mean you didn't get to see anything like this!!" She yelled. What is seen, cannot be unseen..........

Cordell